Definitions by Ceegeezy

Country blumpkin 

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.

I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.

Country blumpkin by Ceegeezy December 23, 2006

clam pinch 

Sticking a finger and a thumb into both holes of a woman and squeezing tight like a clam would do

i never heard her scream as loud as when i clam pinched her.

clam pinch by Ceegeezy October 31, 2006