Country blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.

I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.

by Ceegeezy December 20, 2006

clam pinch

Sticking a finger and a thumb into both holes of a woman and squeezing tight like a clam would do

i never heard her scream as loud as when i clam pinched her.

by Ceegeezy October 31, 2006