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assfish

The word was derived in Greenland on a school trip, when Tim said that the dish served for dinner was 'assfish'. It is now used (rarely) as a very mildly derogatory term as a general insult.
Get out of my house you assfish!
by Thom182 June 11, 2006
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assfastic

a fascinnation with a large booty girl
"that fat girl is assfastic"
by playboy December 4, 2003
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assfaggots

An interjection used to enter any conversation where you are unsure about the topic. Can also be used to universally answer and intentionally annoy or undermine the previous topic of conversation. The standard form used to enter a conversation is a question; "Do you mean assfaggots?"
Person I (in conversation with Person II): Hey, did you see that new episode of {insert primetime television program here} last night?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

Person II (in conversation with Person I): Have you heard that new single by {insert musical performance artist(s) here}?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?
by Captain Manifesto July 7, 2011
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assdick

Anal sex, male-to-male or male-to-female. Usually used more in gay company than not. noun or verb, depending.
There were so many cute guys at that new gay bar, I could have assdicked six of them, if I wanted to" "I saw you pick up that cute guy at the bar last night, did you take him home and assdick him?
by quasimoto64 December 11, 2010
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Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.
That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!
by Eric February 9, 2004
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assfist ballpuncher

A alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part Tequila and 3 parts redbull.
"Bartender, one assfist ballpuncher please!"
by Fistols February 13, 2009
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Assfish

1. Someone inebriated whose proceeds to make fish faces at other people.

2. A person who happens to plant their face into a fish tank and scare off fish. Or anyone who is scary for that matter.

3. Any adult who happens to own a fish themed comforter set and ends up with their friends face buried in the place their ass might be if they were sleeping.
1. Man, that guy at the bar is such an assfish.

2. Don't go and assfish off those people, they are valued customers.

3. Look, that guy is doing the assfish!
by Pntbchhs July 13, 2010
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