Definitions by Pntbchhs

Assfish 

1. Someone inebriated whose proceeds to make fish faces at other people.

2. A person who happens to plant their face into a fish tank and scare off fish. Or anyone who is scary for that matter.

3. Any adult who happens to own a fish themed comforter set and ends up with their friends face buried in the place their ass might be if they were sleeping.

1. Man, that guy at the bar is such an assfish.

2. Don't go and assfish off those people, they are valued customers.

3. Look, that guy is doing the assfish!

Assfish by Pntbchhs July 13, 2010