assfish 

Not as bad as being an wordassclown/word but worse than being an wordasshat/word.

You made out with my sister? Assfish!!

assfish by SlyVenom September 29, 2003

Assfish 

Someone who flees from all responsibility, often citing the shortcomings of others as a reason to perpetuate incompetence. May be identified by resonant, nausea inducing phone greetings and vocabulary of an old time knight.

Oh man...the assfish is destroying stall number 2 again.

Assfish by Falling Down March 20, 2015

assfish 

Used by Hammyrabi and friends as a general exclamation or greeting. It can generally mean anything from insulting, complimenting, meditative, or angry. It is a reference to another world in which such creatures (part ass and fish) could very well exist, i.e. the assfish challenges us to think about our surroundings and what we do.

1. Jimothy: Hey man, what be goin' on.

Hammyrabi: Assfish, my brother. Assfish.

2. The car's not starting.

Assfish!!!!

assfish by Rev. Hammyrabi Funktastical June 21, 2009

Assfish 

1. An unfortunately-named type of fish. Has, interestingly, the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of any vertebrate, this being perhaps the reason it's called the assfish.

2. (Informal) Imaginative alternative to calling someone an idiot or stupidhead.

I like assfish. They swim in the deep ocean and turn into weird gelatinous messes when brought to the surface!

It didn't take long for it to come out that all of us thought Michael is the biggest assfish we've ever had the displeasure of encountering

Assfish by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017

assfish 

The word was derived in Greenland on a school trip, when Tim said that the dish served for dinner was 'assfish'. It is now used (rarely) as a very mildly derogatory term as a general insult.

Get out of my house you assfish!

assfish by Thom182 June 11, 2006

Assfish 

1. Someone inebriated whose proceeds to make fish faces at other people.

2. A person who happens to plant their face into a fish tank and scare off fish. Or anyone who is scary for that matter.

3. Any adult who happens to own a fish themed comforter set and ends up with their friends face buried in the place their ass might be if they were sleeping.

1. Man, that guy at the bar is such an assfish.

2. Don't go and assfish off those people, they are valued customers.

3. Look, that guy is doing the assfish!

Assfish by Pntbchhs July 13, 2010

Assfish 

The little fish that swim up your ass when you are out for an innocent paddle

‘Look out Jaymo this lake is crawling with assfish’

Assfish by Pricey2489 October 26, 2018