assfail

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

by van ultima January 27, 2005

Asspatch

A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.
a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.
b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.

I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.

by Nicole Chang 2 March 4, 2009

assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic

i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!

by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010

Asstat

A tattoo anywhere on the buttocks.

Brandon: "Hey check out my new asstat!"
Aaron: "Woah! You got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!"

by Cloveskies September 19, 2012

I pulled it out of my asshat

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023

assface

a balding history teacher who has an ass for a face and can talk constantly about a single subject for hours, boring her class to death

"Mrs. Smith looks just like an assface!"

by DUEEEEejfslkdfr;lksjdl November 19, 2006

asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.

So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

by Steve Viola November 3, 2008