She is your baby girl and will always be there for you she always talk ab how good she is in bed but has yet to prove it but I would fuck the shit out of her 24-7 no cap
by Yeppersitsjake June 19, 2020
Get the alanna allenmug. Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !
Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!
Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!
Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
by boobcak December 4, 2018
Get the Maxime Allenmug. Simon: I like that Lily Allen, she's well fit
Paul: Yeah, but I wouldn't go near here cos she'll think your a cunt and bite your cock off.
Paul: Yeah, but I wouldn't go near here cos she'll think your a cunt and bite your cock off.
by lilyfan87 July 20, 2006
Get the Lily Allenmug. iverson: (I-ver-suhn). 1. Verb. To pistol whip your wife while is unclothed, and throw her from the household in her naked state.
2. Iverson (Form) Noun. One who is relatively small but performs much more efficiently than those who are larger.
2. Iverson (Form) Noun. One who is relatively small but performs much more efficiently than those who are larger.
Even though Todd's wife was eight inches taller and forty-eight pounds heavier than him, he was a total Iverson and iversoned her.
by tenda June 4, 2005
Get the allen iversonmug. by Pringles06 January 16, 2021
Get the robert allenmug. Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020
Get the Woody Allenmug. by DJ Paleface May 30, 2003
Get the allen iversonmug.