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President Trump 

1. (n) The condition of a man's penis being so infected with unknown disease/diseases that it is instantly horrifying to any person who is unlucky enough to see it.

2. (v) The act of attempting to have sex with someone even though any fool can clearly see from the foul state of their junk that they need to visit a doctor and a priest and/or exorcist.
1. "Did you do it with Johny last night?"

"Well, I wanted to, but he had a President Trump in his pants. I was so disgusted I ran out of the room without another word."
"Sounds awful, I can't blame you.

2. "I cannot believe he President Trumped you!"

"I know! I pulled down his pants and nearly retched when I saw what his junk looked like. I almost called the CDC then and there."
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Donald J. Trump 

Our misogynist 45th President. A man who acts like a child, and is known for being a fraud, for being in the 1%, for not paying taxes, and for being sexist, racist, and homophobic. An overall clueless and not very smart person. Also known for his outrageously ugly orange hair.
"I'm so disappointed in the people of the United States who voted that child Donald J. Trump our President."
Donald J. Trump by Lucy52411 November 6, 2017

Donald Trump 

What all hispanics refer to as "el diablo"
"Guess who Ms. Smith is voting for?" "It better not be Donald Trump-" "Yeah so wha-" "EL DIABLO"

Nugget trump 

A small fart that lasts for a short time, but is quite loud, causing people to laugh abrubtly, or look round to see if anyone else noticed it.
That was a bit of a Nugget trump wasn't it?!
Who dropped the Nugget trump?

Donald Trump 

Donald trump is an extremely rich American politician who wants to build a wall between America and Mexico. He only got a small loan of a million dollars from his father and it has not been easy for him.
Donald trump wants to build a wall!
Donald Trump by Soapy100 May 18, 2016

teleprompter trump 

When someone gives a speech and does not deviate from the written text.
That's one boring speech. (S)He pulled a TelePrompter Trump and didn't go off script once.
teleprompter trump by Chrisonion December 18, 2016

triple trump 

to be fucked by three white males at the same time. in the mouth, ass, and pussy:)
"i just got triple trumped by chad, johnny, and william.
triple trump by baddie0911 June 1, 2018