Hyperactive and as fast as a rat and stupid like a turkey he likes to hide under the stairs like it was his animal cage and is constantly seen around schools with young girls that are pretty much his slaves. when you walk past him you will know what your next too because it will smell like a garbage truck and you will think your inside of an insane asylum because of how autistic he acts.

john cena: "hey did you see beep beep potatoes?"
johnny sins" "not only did i see him i heard and smelt him and it was gross"

Beep beep potatoes by Mr_Lamington February 17, 2019

Potaturd

A jacket potato-sized turd possibly due to eating too many jacket potatoes.

Gee, that was painful, I just did a potaturd

Potaturd by danmolby March 30, 2009

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Potatattack

When you eat a bit too much potato all at once, then your chest really hurts, feeling a bit like a heart attack

Dave shovelled the chips into his mouth, all of a sudden he started flailing his arms about and yapping

Dave's friend: dudee you okay?
Dave: Its good just had a Potatattack

Potatattack by G33sus April 12, 2010

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