Poonching

punching someones cat

i just got done poonching a very hairy pussy

by blocqnn November 7, 2023

Poonch

The act of coitus. To fornicate. To have sex. To make-a-sexytime like Borat says.

When I get bail and finally get home, ffs, no bullshit homie, all she wants me to do is fold her in half and Poonch her in her Jeet with my weenuk / weenuck!

by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 July 18, 2024

Poonjob

When the asshole explodes from repeated ramming by Burmese Mountain Men, causing instant death.

Poor Jessie, she died so horrifically from that poonjobing.

by RockJohnson69 July 25, 2024

Poonopius Wongoderium

when 2 non binary people (original genders were boy and girl) have sex

Yo, My friend just had poonopius wongoderium today, and he is happy.

by Wengardian Leviosa July 30, 2024

Pooner

Someone who goons while on the toilet

I walked in the bathroom with a rush of diarrhea about to come out, the flood gates about to open. I rushed in the stall to find a Pooner gooning as he was shitting

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

poonoggin

A family pet (e.g., pit bull) with a mind of its own versus an obedient and well-behaved pet.

King was such a poonoggin on our walk when he went ballistic after spotting that dog across the street! How embarrassing!

by Talulah Belle February 27, 2024

Poondangle

When a female hints at the possibility of sexual intercourse with not intention of following through.

Also, the leading cause of blue balls.

Wow, she really gave you to ol’ poondangle.

by Frank Melenthe March 3, 2024