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A: “Hahahaha I saw this funny meme on Twitter the other day, look!”
B: “Omg congrats on coming out!!”
by Modern Jesus February 25, 2021
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An app to get canceled on and hated by the internet because everyone is sexist, racist, homophobic and more according to Twitter. Getting canceled on Twitter is like playing Russian Roulette. Nobody is safe, just lucky.
Random user: Hey guys...

Twitter: Did you just assume somebody's gender?!? CANCELLED!!!
by Monkelivesmatter March 3, 2021
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A place where everything is genders everyone you see either has a pfp of themself, anime pfp, anime/cartoon pfp with gender flags in the background.
everyone on twitter is an "expert" at everything they also get easily offended over anything.
if your a streamer or youtuber then watch out becuase if you say a word like "fuck" or "bastard" then dont be suprised if someone writes a whole wikipedia page about why that word is "historically" racist or sexist. (this usually happens to minecraft youtubers and streamers mostly part of the dream smp)
if you say anything good about republicans or Donald Trump then you might wanna consider writing a "last meal list" becuase your getting a fucking death sentence. (this can happen even if your a democrat too)
having an opinion might not sound pretty normal to you but on Twitter we can such a person a "mad lad"
becuase that guy is going to be cancelled and getting his house robbed.

the avarage twitter bio goes like this: Pansexual, BLM, Transgender, Translivesmatter, 14 years old :fireemoji:

anyways if you ever meet a person like this then you might wanna keep a distance
Alex: ngl i kinda lik-

some random person on twitter: SHUT UP RACIST AMERICAN :angryemoji:
by Funi guy ecs dee March 6, 2021
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Meeting place for teens, BuzzFeed "journalists", and fat commies. Essentially NPCs, there are numerous scientific investigations determining if these people have consciousness.
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 14, 2021
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The very thing wrong with our society
Guy 1:, Hey, did you hear Girl uses Twitter?
Guy 2: Ew. She probably posts a bunch of stuff about Hazbin Hotel and random petitions.
by Psuedosocial January 21, 2021
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The only place on the internet that will make you say:

"Wow, perhaps killing Hitler was a mistake".
by BasedErenYeager March 15, 2021
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People who use Twitter and likes cancelling someone for a stupid reason are little 2 braincelled Goblin eared Fish smelled Pizza brained Sewered pit Underarm smelled Mouth puddled rotten cabbaged, And sensitive little troglodytes.
Pov: You are A

A: Olive oil is White people oil.

B (Sensitive Twitter Troglodyte): HEY YOUR RACIST!! GET CANCELED

A: Calm down its a joke you sensitive troglodytes.
by SREV March 31, 2021
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