Pet Sematary

Skateboard bail where the deck whips out at high speed, smacking into someone's (or more humorously your own) ankle / achillies tendon. Derived from the scene in Pet Sematary where the kid is under the bed and slashes Jud's achilles tendon

Gomers standing too close to the pipe are at higher risk of Pet Sematary and/or massive head trauma

by Urby Ambcock December 9, 2008

samoan

Samoans are from the island of, what else, but Samoa. They are people that come over the class of a F.O.B. They are quite friendly at times, afraid of their parents as they give them hidings. All Samoans laugh at dry things. Actually, most Islanders do. Wait, make that ALL islanders do. Samoans are pretty strong and pretty competitive and LOVE their rugby. Although they are not that good, they enjoy it.

"Damn, that Samoan looks like my cousin!"

by bRaNdZz July 6, 2007

seman suprise

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006

Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

Bitch Semantics

When Sean feels like being a little bitch and argues the meaning of "never mind".

This condition is usually related to having sand in his vagina. Since he can't get it out he gets a little perturbed and all bitchy.

sand in his vagina

by sandy pants February 19, 2004

Samoan

Of Polynesian decent from SAMOA/AMERICAN SAMOA. Naturally funny people,naturally proud people, naturally big people and natural players. There are more SAMOANS/AMERICAN SAMOANS living in New Zealand, Australia and the USA than back home. Love to go to the States for 3 weeks then talk with a thick Yank accent for the next 20 years. Will never give you their real name and hold multiple passports and birth certificates. There is no such thing as a FULL BLOODED SAMOAN as they are either part Chinese, German, Tongan or American. The Samoan Language is so tainted by foreign influence that its actually HAMOA and not SAMOA. Who ever throws the biggest party or give the biggest donation to church is considered O FOR AWESOME. Not all SAMOANS are bad but its the bad ones that give them that sterotype.

Hey do you know a SAMOAN guy named Paris? I met him last night a a club. Oh his real name is TUI, after his dads favourite beer.

by kieran51 November 12, 2010

Semara

1. n. someone who works, shops, socializes, and plays in cyberspace exclusively; cyber isolation.

2. v. to live or stay in a distant, isolated place (i.e Semara, Indonesia)

Example 1: I never see Kim anymore, she's turned into such a semara.

Example 2: You should come to my pad, your's is in frickin' Semara.

by goodtobefree1776 February 11, 2010