Hat Racking

When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.

Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.

by Peen Peener October 10, 2015

snatch racket

The loud genital-related sex noises coming from lesbian neighbors

I couldn't sleep last night due to the snatch racket coming from my lesbian neighbors

by IRamble0n August 15, 2016

Mile Rakita

Hotter than anybody.And all school fake hoes wanna be him all of them talk shit around his back,but there just one thing,he dont wanna say the names who hates him,because they will be famous- like Mile.

Oh shit. Is that the best friend and most beautiful of all fake snakes. YES ITS THE-Mile Rakita.

by Cutie-Mile December 10, 2018

Ass Racket

The act of being so agressive with an asshole that shit fires out at the speed of light. The shit should also be coming out as wide as the asshole. (Usually 12-18 inches)

"I heard Randy rode 3 Dragon Dildos at the same time and had an Ass Racket"

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.

Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”

by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022

Tennis Racket

Gyal with mad bunda

“Kevin look at that tennis racket”

by kteiner July 1, 2022

the rackets

A somewhat antiquated term for the general financial services industry, used primarily by older people in the “biz” as it is also called, but most specifically this term refers to the career of being a floor trader in the NYSE back in the 80s when trading was done without computers, and instead done by live calls and shouting. The “racket” would be essentially the commotion and chaos of that long-gone environment.

“It’s tough to make it in the rackets, but I didn’t do too bad for myself.”

by jazzagefan June 12, 2023