Pant Time

The art of relaxing in just your pants after a hard day.

Don't disturb me, it's pant time.

by Adam Farmer April 18, 2008

no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

What do you say after dinner and a few alcoholic beverages we perform the no pants dance?

by drummer869 July 20, 2005

mom pants

High-wasted, synthetic pants. Usually worn by a soccer-mom.

My math teacher had major mom pants

by Ms Newton-Bouviet October 8, 2003

pillow pants

Pussy Troll. The parents place it in their daughter pussy. If a penis trys entering the pussy before the age of 21 then the Pussy Troll will bite it off. On ones 21st birthday the pussy Troll is gone forever.

Pillow pants is in Clerks 2

by Franne July 23, 2006

in my pants

A game where people add or use the phrase "In my pants" as a supplement or to replace part of a sentence. This should not be done in a conversational group of sentences, because it is just plain stupid. You should use movie or song names, common phrases, lines from songs, or well known quotes. The object is only to make each other laugh. Be creative. Can also be done with the words "between the sheets".

A: "Spice up your life" in my pants
B: Haha! "Welcome to the jungle" in my pants.
C: How about... "10 things I hate about you" in my pants.

by The Tox November 1, 2005

Xavier's Pants

A magical pair of green pants that will cure world hunger and solve world peace, if only they were shared with the world.

Just think of Xavier's Pants, and you can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

You've got gadgets and gizmo's a-plenty. You've got whosits and whatsits galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20! But who cares, no big deal, I want Xavier's Pants!

The meaning of life = Xavier's Pants.

The end.

If only genocide would stop!
It would if we had Xavier's Pants

by MillieLikesStuff December 9, 2009

Pants Wookie

The super fuzzy vaginal area of Women of the 70's and 80's.

I can't watch porn from the 70's because of all the pants wookies.

by Dr. SteveN January 14, 2009