Johnelle comes from a long line of Johns. Being the only female in her bloodline, she is an exuberant character. She is not like other girls, because she doesn't wear highheels, she wears sneakers, and shes not team captain, she's on the bleachers. Unlike not like other girls girls, she is absolutely gorgeous, one would compare thee to a summers day. And in the end, with an apple, she will astonish paris.
Person 1: Oh my!! Johnelle noticed me!
Person 2: shes so different in such an ordinary way
Johnelle: Oh stop that you
Person 2: shes so different in such an ordinary way
Johnelle: Oh stop that you
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Guy 2: “No shot! You rizzed her up bro”
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the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.
jim: i am going to eat beans right out of the can
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive
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