Johnk

Replaces any foul or obscene words
Can be used to describe a nice booty

Dude, I just johnkulated.
My johnk is huge right now.
I would johnk you so hard
That girl has a nice johnk.
I would rip that johnk up.
I got a johnker in my pants
I'm gonna go ape johnk you

"OH MY GODDD JAJAHAAHAA"

Johnk by Niceass21 April 20, 2009

JohnK

A bitch-ass security guard who has a part time park ranger job and fuckin acts power hungry .

“Ayo, fuck JohnK, he an opp bitch-ass park ranger”

JohnK by mcnuggetnuts April 28, 2022

Johnk

A massive fucking gimp who is shit at Rocket League.

Johnk is a massive fucking gimp

Johnk by Johnk5677828292 October 1, 2025

Johnk

A massive fucking gimp who is shit at rocket league and gets boners in changing rooms

Johnk is a gimp

Johnk by Johnk5677828292 October 1, 2025

Johnk Mank

Johnk Mank is a famous teacher in LSC. He also has an important role in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. Though he is not broken like Wang Lai, he can evolve Wang Lai using his own powers, but the consequence is to die. He is such a good friend of Wang Lai that he sacrificed himself for him. Wang Lai transformed into Johnk Wank Lai after he has gotten the powers of Johnk Mank.

A: I got Johnk Wank Lai in the game!
B: U won. Johnk Mank is OP.

Johnk Mank by Johnk Mank lover December 16, 2021

John Deacon 

John Deacon is the bassist of the well popular band - Queen. His nickname is Deaky. Some people argue over the fact that it's spelled Deacy and not Deaky, but we don't talk about that. He has said in many interviews that Freddie was his best friend. Some people ship them as a couple (Deacury) but guess what, we don't talk about that either. John is a dancing queen, hense his second nickname Disco Deaky. In the new movie Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by the actor Joe Mazzello who is very similar to John.

Girl 1: I just saw a new leaked image of John Deacon!
Girl 2: Wtf, we need to take it down! The man deserves his privacy!

John Deacon by Joe likes Mozzarella January 6, 2019

John Barosa 

Mr. Barrister John Warosa, or simply John Warosa, is a fictional character, created by an unnamed 419 advanced fee scammer, and later co-opted by YouTuber Atomic Shrimp, and has become infamous in the scambaiting community. His backstory varies, but he is usually portrayed as a barrister, or a hypothetical second scammer, attempting to interrupt an ongoing scam. He was immortalised in song by Eric Castiglia's song "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa."

Notably, the spelling of his last name is inconsistent, due to an error on the part of the scammer than originally conceived him, and is spelled both "Barosa" and "Warosa", with the Barosa spelling normally appearing in video titles, and the Warosa spelling appearing in the video itself.

Hi there, I don't remember entering this competition - what is this about? Is your name John Warosa or John Barosa? What is going on? Thanks, Manuel.

John Barosa by TheLobsterCopter5000 January 23, 2021