johnke

doing, anything. sexual or otherwise, if you can johnke it, it's possible.

"dude i was totally johnking that chick last night"
"no johnking way! you lucky johnker!"

"I just johnked that science test."
"Oh that's okay, let's go johnke in the car."

by THE Johnkinator April 20, 2009

Rob Johnke

Is a sensitive, caring person, who may have a small penis, but the girl that likes him doesnt care how big his penis is... He doesnt understand that age doesnt matter, and the Girl of his dreams, his soul mate, is younger then him. People tell him all the time that age shouldnt matter and if the girl who likes him keeps getting treated the way he has been treating her, then he will loose the most amazing, thoughtful, caring girl that he could ever date in this world!!

Friend 1: Is that Rob Johnke?
Friend 2: Oh the real handsome one right there?
Friend 1: Yes, Who is he?
Friend 2: The man of my dreams!!!!

by Xia-Xie January 2, 2012

johnten

The realest ship of kpop. SM hates them. "I want to have XXXX with you. Fatass! Love you forever darling~" -Ten
Height difference kings. Literally 16 cm between them.

Oh my god look at johnten's height difference!

by ultsten July 13, 2018

Johnetta

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.

Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.

by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018

Jimmy Johnned

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

by fixpert December 31, 2015

Johnelle

Johnelle is a beautiful, loving, caring person ull ever meet. Johnelle is the best to be around and will make ur day just by looking at her. She is a very chill and funny person, get u a johnelle!

Johnelle’s are the best to have around

by steph- June 29, 2018

Johner

It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.

Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!

by Psydu July 30, 2021