feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.

Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.

by SpaceTT August 16, 2025

Feather Reduction

When you get a somewhat appearance altering haircut.

He got a crazy feather reduction yesterday.

by Simulation735 March 25, 2024

Mouth feathers

A wispy, thin, poorly formed mustache made of several long hairs at the upper lip, where a few of the longer hairs reach mid lip or just inside the mouth of the person trying to look like a boss dude.

Your mouth feathers are coming in nicely, Sondra.

by RealDollParts October 8, 2023

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

The Feather Family Fipples

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.

Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.

by Con1ron May 7, 2018

gump feather

A person who has a touch of ADHD and cannot be contained. They float around here and there like a feather in the wind. Just like that feather in Forrest Gump.

You need to out a leash on that girl, she's such a gump feather.

by InsaneMomBrain July 22, 2014