Egging

When a girl curls up into an egg shape then planting her face onto ground while a male with penis or female with strap on then either screws the girl in the vegina (thanks to the angle) or analy, like doggie style.

"The Egg Position"

Kelly: "Hey Jess, wanna start Egging?"

Jess: "Sure thing Kelly! kitchen or the living room?"

Kelly: "Either rooms good" (wink)

Kelly: "We can always do the next room tomorrow"

Jess: "Who's cleaning up the mess though?"

Kelly: "Ummmm........Tash will, since, after all, shes our slave"

by Mr Awesome of Supreme Cuteness June 22, 2009

ergonomics

To make the man fit into the box instead of the box fitting round the man.

to put people in cubicles and force them to be creative instead of putting them in a creative environment and letting it happen

by Craven September 26, 2004

Egg on my Face

Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.

I went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.

My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.

by BSB724 July 24, 2009

Egging

Inserting ones testicles into the anal sphincter during sexual activity or can be used as an attack against rapists, and politicians.

I was egging his dad the other day.

by Jrocbaby January 14, 2015

Eggo

For any retard idiots who think this word actually mean eggs in Spanish

Eggo yo mama

by Makkkkkkoo February 16, 2017

Egging it on

To persist with an arguement, or some sort of abuse after the initial attack has ended, or after one of the arguers/abusers have stopped.

Person A: Hey jerkface, how are you this morning!?
Person B: Shut the heck up dude
Person A: fine, I'll stop
Person B: Yeah that's right
Person B: If you do it again I'll punch you in the face retard
Person B: Go kill yourself
Person A: Ok, stop, you're just egging it on, and I already said I would stop
Person B: OH! Now I understand, I am an idiot.

by Macon December 9, 2008

eggonson

This gay tall goofy kid with a bagel in his stomach

egoonson SUCKS at ESPN Hockey 2005

by Joey January 20, 2005