Military - to be chosen as Supernumary (# 1) at Guard Mount.

By looking sharp and being able to answer military / job related questions presented by The Sergeant of the Guard ('The Man'), the winner not only gets excused from having to perform (tedious) Guard Duty that night, but also is awarded a 3-day pass, and a Letter of Commendation.
Smith, 'I tought your were called for guard duty today. What are you doing here in the barracks?' Did you Make the Man?

Jones, 'Yo dude, I Made the Man again.'
by I made the man May 09, 2018
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the best Disney song ever from the movie "Mulan". The most epic and badass too :)
Let's get down to business, to defeat the huns
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mr. I'll Make a Man Outta You

:)
by fjrjgrthgtrgfbtr August 23, 2010
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Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"
Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!
by ganjaaaaa July 17, 2009
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a phrase the describes something very emotional, something that is enough to make a grown man cry.
“it’s enough to make a grown man cry.. but not THIS man! get back in there tear
by Cramlord November 21, 2019
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