barken

An androgenous-looking person with no genitalia. The word comes from an amalgamation of the names Barbie and Ken, the anatomically incorrect children's dolls.

Kristi: Is Shiloh a guy or a girl?
Jen: Neither. Shiloh's a barken.

by mindbender July 26, 2006

Boke

An alchoholic drink containing Baileys and Coke.

"Get me a Glass of Boke"

by Unknown June 11, 2006

boke

verb, past tense for bike

I boke to school yesterday

by elad schreiber May 2, 2005

Clive Barker

The verbal representation of an uncontrollable, white hot, ground shaking, squirt inducing dirty climax.

(n): That was amazing - I just had a Clive Barker.
(v): That cheesecake was dirty as hell...I think I just Clive Barkered.

by Saetia March 6, 2010

Barker

1. Verb. To put forth an inhuman amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of

1. Quit barkering and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"

3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.

by Shaynahatesyou October 9, 2009

Birkenhead Mouser

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)

" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

boke

when someone is being sick or pukeing up

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww she just boked all over my dress

by leanne May 9, 2003