1. Verb. To put forth an inhuman amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all
2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit
3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit barkering and just take out the trash already dude
2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"
3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.