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Broken in a sudden, unexpected manner at a critical time.
It's launch day and the webserver's fuckin BORKE
borke by gweasel January 29, 2009
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a misspelled form of the word broke.
I just borked your girlfriend, bitch.
borke by David Hasslehoff June 23, 2005
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Borke: its when your bored and broke or broke and bored.
Im stuck at home doing nothing. Im borke. No money no honey.
borke by lalake tt ko October 27, 2018

beast of birkenhead 

The true calling of junior the egomaniac (junior grimes/logan grimes)

The Beast of Birkenhead = junior grimes the forbidden one.....

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If there’s ever an individual one can recognize as being the signature icon of a town then it’s junior grimes “the beast of birkenhead” as this young kid made his Mark on this world as the rejected son that rebelled against the world and follows his destiny rather than be like everybody else.

The town of birkenhead speaks words louder than the strongest cry to the heavens as not one has been able to match the impact that junior grimes has made in recent years.

Junior Grimes, brit aussie actor and rapper/singer. Recognizes his hometown of birkenhead forevermore.

Beast of birkenhead is his trademark name since he’s a fighter by birth and a killer by destiny whether or not junior admits to it or not. For one day junior the sinful son shall return to his town to see how much it has changed or if it’s the same as he remembers it once was.

There’s ONLY ONE beast of birkenhead and that is NONE OTHER THAN junior the egomaniac (the Forbidden One)

Anyone that follows junior grimes the egomaniac shall ALWAYS know about birkenhead as the breeding ground for alot of juniors personality since he is the sinful son, the one who will open the gates of hell and fill the world with chaos.

Junior Grimes the beast of birkenhead
Islamic terrorists: haha nobody can’t stop us

UK and US army: we can’t, but he can

The Beast of birkenhead: *arrives*

Islamic terrorists: *shits pants*

the beast of birkenhead: *proceeds to burn them alive including their shit countries altogether*

Junior the beast of birkenhead

beast of birkenhead 

the other name of junior the egomaniac aka “Junior Grimes”, when one refers to juniors monstrous and merciless nature then it is applicable to call him as he was born; a beast of birkenhead.

Junior grimes was raised in birkenhead, the filthiest and lowest part of the Mersey side. anyone that knows junior well enough knows that birkenhead is home for him as the sinful son References the Wirral (birkenhead duh) in alot of his songs.

The Beast of Birkenhead = junior grimes the forbidden one.....

The wirral part of the UK that junior calls his hometown even though they took him outta there to supposedly give him a “normal life” and look where that brought junior, missing home and longing to return as soon as possible......

If there’s ever an individual one can recognize as being the signature icon of a town then it’s junior grimes “the beast of birkenhead” as this young kid made his Mark on this world as the rejected son that rebelled against the world and follows his destiny rather than be like everybody else.

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Junior grimes is probably the best thing to come outta birkenhead which still isn’t saying much. And though even the people of that town disown junior as well he still has a sentimental attachment to his hometown.......

Junior Grimes, brit aussie actor and rapper/singer. Recognizes his hometown of birkenhead forevermore.

Junior Grimes the beast of birkenhead
Random scouser 1: oi you got another fag, mate?

Random underage chick: piss off I don’t smoke and I’m not your mate!

Random scouser: well lemme atleast pull your panties down , love

Random underage chick: oh I don’t know about that, your kinda filthy looking

Other scouser: wow darling your really disappointing the beast of birkenhead

Random underage chick: oh alrighty then let’s shag then , call it a threesome then?

**Both scouser proceed to sandwich said girl**

Junior the beast of birkenhead

Birkenhead 

hometown of junior Grimes (J grimes)

junior is the beast of birkenhead

Junior Grimes. Birkenhead, UK (wirral)
Birkenhead is part of grimes’ heritage

The Wirral is notable for being home for the beast of birkenhead (junior the egomaniac)
Birkenhead by U R clueless October 4, 2021

Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer
While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.
Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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