Teetas

Reaaaaally saggy boobs.

Daaaaaamn she got teetas fo a 12 year old!

by Bigphatoof July 3, 2018

anal teetering

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.

Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.

by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008

saw teeth

When you look at someone and they smile at you, their teeth appear to have a zig-zag formation.

"That bitch was fine until she smiled and flashed her scraggly saw teeth!"

by bransa April 10, 2010

Hen's Teeth

Hen's teeth means that something is difficult to acquire or come by. This alludes to the fact that Hen's do not grow teeth, that if they did, they would be rare and somewhat sought after. Generally used as a comparison against something?

John needs to understand that popular games on the first day of release are like Hen's teeth.

by Bupod July 28, 2011

busted tees

A t-shirt company advertising on Urban Dictionary. The slogans on the shirts are silly, but it is worth noting that they are SUPPOSED to be. They might as well make a shirt that says:

"I know this shirt is stupid, you don't have to tell me".

Apparently lots of people don't like the shirts at all. See example:

Jim: Hey Joe, where did you get that silly silly shirt?
Joe: From busted tees, a website advertised on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: oh! What's Urban Dictionary?
Joe: It's this website that has definitions of the parts of language not found in real dictionaries, or, "slang".
Jim: That's stupid, so is your shirt.
Joe: yeah, that's the point, dickwad.
Jim: What does "dickwad" mean?
Joe: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by dougdougdoug September 2, 2007

furry teeth

A derogatory term often applied to programmers and computer scientists by professionals in other areas working in the same office as them. Generally applied due to their poor social skills and notorious lack of hygiene, especially in the dental area - hence, "furry teeth".

Often used as a comeback from people who work in Marketing or Accounting, known as PR Drones and beancounters respectively.

Popularised by the famous Register.com panel, BOFH.

Furry Tooth - "Umm, well, I think you'll actually find that *insert long, long rambling drone about esoteric area that no-one cares about here*"

Normal Person - "God-damned furry teeth..."

by Aye Right September 24, 2007

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 12, 2008