Poo-Smoocher

Sucking up to someone,
Polishing apple,
To smooch somebodies poo!
A technique used worldwide, by geeks who wish to attain higher grades than people who can,
a, Play sport
b, Stand sunlight

Pete, Smooched teacher-poo to become head-boy.

"Oh Pete, you Poo-smoocher"

by Mass October 25, 2004

Scoach

The act of mixing Scope mouth wash and Scotch to get you drunk and give you incredible smelling breath.

Kevin: Dude, how is Scotty so plastered yet have such awesome breath?

Chance: I saw him putting mouth wash in his liquor.

Kevin: Scoach..? Most fucking awesome thing i have ever heard.

by Steve Saigere March 21, 2010

smooches

Sloppy kisses not with the mouth lips, but with the labial lips. The smooch’s target is usually the cheek of the face or, for special occasions, the cheek of the butt.

Ben: Sally and I made a real connection on our last date. I think she might be the one.

Sam: Why do you say that?

Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.

Sam: You lucky bastard.

by kittyboss/zachnasty July 23, 2008

smoncher

anyone who smonches (to do something bad)

C'mon get that ya smoncher.

by Keith Ledger August 16, 2004

smooching pickles

when two guy kiis each others dicks.

"hey are those guys smooching pickles?"

by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017

Smached

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Smached
It's a combinition of the word SMASH and CHISELED meaning to SMASH someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.
Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.
#smashed#chiseled#battered#hit#hard

by Houghton91 March 23, 2012

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Smash

to fuck someone really good
Danger, she smashed the homie
#fuck#sex#hit#sexual intercourse#screw#bang

by STUD21 August 26, 2009

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smash

to have sex, sexual relations any sexual manner, to fuck
We been together for 2 days now when you going to let me SMASH?

Man! I went in there at 6 I didn't leave til' 10 I was SMASHING all night.

by Rickey G December 14, 2003

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chiseled

Well-defined, esp. as it related to musculature. Having distinguished features. jacked or ripped
He's got some chiseled abs!
#chiselled#chisseled#chisselled#jacked#tight#ripped

by homeyjd September 04, 2008

Smached is to tap that`ass...♐

by Smached November 4, 2017

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018