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The feeling when one has stepped off the coach with an absolute rod on
I stepped off the coach and possessed the sloach
Sloach by Sloach master August 6, 2020
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A female slut cockroach, who will not leave you alone. She bothers you like a cockroach crawling up your leg, by having stalker like characteristics.
"Man that sloach can't take a hint."
sloach by E.J.Kyle March 9, 2007
Related Words
sloach slouch slorch Slotch Slooch scoach skoach sleach Sloochie slouche bag
Sloach, or slow ruach, is a series of songs that's bound to make any jew cry
When the sloach started we all had a cuddle puddle and couldn't help but bawl our eyes out
Sloach by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019
The abbreviation for slow ruach, a form of singing in United Synagogue Youth that will make your guts explode with sadness and happiness and love even though we're a bunch of Jews with terrible harmonies
I cried so much at my last sloach that we had to evacuate for flooding.
Sloach by pinkpurple1234 September 15, 2019

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.
Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.
Sloath by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014
You guys wanna go hangout on the slorch?
Slorch by Bricks22 September 25, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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