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Sucking up to someone,
Polishing apple,
To smooch somebodies poo!
A technique used worldwide, by geeks who wish to attain higher grades than people who can,
a, Play sport
b, Stand sunlight
Pete, Smooched teacher-poo to become head-boy.

"Oh Pete, you Poo-smoocher"
by Mass October 25, 2004
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I've been jabbed
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