Slomple

When someone is extremely tired and they trip constantly.

“Yeah he was in a complete slomple mood that glorious bastard.”

by The BooneDocks April 29, 2019

Shlom

A code word for a mans sad depressing genitalia

My shlom is smaller than yours

by MEXICANSAWNUGGET May 9, 2019

Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.

Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”

by MScarn111 July 2, 2019

Slomp

Anything you want it to be.

“You look very slomp today”
“That wasn’t very slomp of you”
“You sack of slomps”

by Jorinica September 1, 2019

shlomski

Yet another nickname for a man’s package. This one is good to use in public, because most people will have no clue what you’re talking about.

When you’re talking to a girl , never look at her eyes ...always look right at her mouth, because that’s where you want your shlomski to be.

by Cam11 September 19, 2019

Shlompin

Meaning the taste of something is above god level.

Dang mom! These mashed potatoes are shlompin!

by I <3 black ppl October 13, 2019

Slomek Kid

a group dumbass kids there called the slomek bitches because that’s there hoe teachers name. I have good grammar because my teacher thought md well don’t @ me because they all do so bad they have to get thought by there teacher”. a few of them we need to kill . hey what can I say we are god in a different form.

hey did you here the Slomek Kids they made Kids kill themselves

by Morx October 25, 2019