Spaff

a combo a a spoof and a laugh or a spoof and a gaff

H3H3 had a total spaff.

by arty1234 July 14, 2017

Spiffy

Dressed up, preferably in a suit and tie

Ethan: Man sure I look spiffy in this new suit and tie

by Spiffed July 19, 2017

spiffy

(adj) a savage posh rich bad & boujee sort of guy. who can buy your whole family, pimp your mom & auntie to give him neck while they making brownies because he's rich af & doesn't give any fuck. he's a lege with girls, he can get any bitch with a snap of a finger.

(girl1): hey, can you see that guy on the dance floor?
(girl2): omfg, yes he's so hot!
(girl1) : ikr he's spiffy af
ex2
''he spends money like there's no tomorrow....spiffy af!''

by greatbritaindaddyaf August 7, 2017

Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.

"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."

by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017

Spiffy

Anyone who purposefully wears a light blue Santa hat to match their uniformed light blue bow tie.

"Ooh wow, that combo is spiffy ;)."

by The Devil's ex January 26, 2018

Spaffwagon

Spaffwagon noun, derived from the words spaff (meaning semen) and wagon (another word for van). Spaffwagon can be used as banter to greet friends, but also can be used as an insult.

What’s up spaffwagon

That Jack is such a fucking spaffwagon

by P.e.w.m February 6, 2018

Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)

Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'

by oscrape June 1, 2018