Spaffwagon 

Spaffwagon noun, derived from the words spaff (meaning semen) and wagon (another word for van). Spaffwagon can be used as banter to greet friends, but also can be used as an insult.

What’s up spaffwagon

That Jack is such a fucking spaffwagon

Spaffwagon by P.e.w.m February 6, 2018

Spazwagon 

Vehicle/bus used for the transport of the disabled.

"Hahahaha! You come to school on the spazwagon!"

Spazwagon by Lisa HC April 16, 2007

Spankwagon 

When you hide your all your porn in the trunk of the car so your wife can't find it.

Shit there's not enough room for the spare tire. This Spankwagon is topped out!

Spankwagon by WackyJoe February 9, 2010

Spazwagon 

The act of being a Spaz in an electric wheelchair.

Timmy.

Spazwagon by jhonny rubber January 17, 2003

spazwagon 

A little red wagon that traverses the city streets. when it hits someone, they go spazz.

AHHH!! HERE COMES THE SPAZWAGON!!! Run for your non spazness!!

spazwagon by BOFH August 31, 2004

Semi-spazwagon 

To be a spaz in a non-electric wheelchair.

Fat-ass people in the hospital.

Semi-spazwagon by jhonny rubber January 17, 2003

Spagwagon 

A car, usually belonging to a member of Gen Y, that is designed only to look and sound good. Often they will have stickers advertising Playboy, Playgirl and similar magazines.

Many times a spagwagon owner will engage in the activity of subwoofing or burnouts

"That guy's car is all show"
"Yeah, a real spagwagon"

Spagwagon by Mason R. April 15, 2008