common sense 

Dead and buired, with grubs consuming it's flesh.

"There is a chalk outline being drawn around common sense, and most people cannot even identify the victim."
-Dennis Miller

Lackers of common sense: liberals, teachers unions, communists, socialists, 99.8% of Hollywood, those who suscribe to the National Enquierer, the Media, 9/10ths of Junior High School children, people arrested for trespassing, 3/4ths of people on the road, the postal system, the people who's stunts actually manage to get the words "Don't put genitles in hose" on vaccum cleaners, liberal arts and philosophy majors, 100% of the government, those who dine on puffer fish, judges who actually take cases for morons who burn themselves on coffee and sue the resteraunt, the jury who accqutted OJ, those who wrapped their homes in duct-tape post 9/11, high school dropouts, people who use the rhythm method, people who attempted to masturbate with a freshly baked pie, anybody that went to see a Tom Green movie, those who order a diet coke with supersize burgers and fries, and finally, those who think John Kerry can win in November.

common sense by X-S~ July 2, 2004

Dudley Sense

A term originally used to describe the thinking logic of The Dudley Boyz, now used to describe when a solution that would be seen as dumb by some is used.

Putting some duct tape over the hole makes sense...somewhat.

That doesn't just make sense, that makes Dudley Sense.

Dudley Sense by Grandmaster Sexay April 22, 2010

Tom-sense 

the word/phrase given to describe the obseen thoughts and/or beliefs people (given the general name Tom) often ponder about. It is used in place of an actual answer, as the questions and thoughts are generally retorical.

is getting a blow job from a vegetarian unethical?
is sucking on meat the same as eating it? hmm thats Tom-sense

Tom-sense by Tom-sense June 2, 2010

text sense 

The ability to walk along the street whilst writing a text and avoid all oncoming traffic without looking up from your phone.

Dave: "Did you see the way that girl just changed direction without looking up from her phone, she was on a serious collision course with a pram"
Jon " yeah, she must have text sense"

text sense by 2ace November 29, 2011

I sense a "but" coming

What you say when someone begins wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing with your point of view, but you would have thought that this particular person would not truly be willing to go along with your idea, and so you suspect that he is merely trying to put you in a better mood and is thus building up to saying, "But in spite of my sympathy for your position/situation, I still feel that..."

You: I feel that Klondike bars are the greatest thing since sliced bologna, so I think that every child should be allowed to eat at least one per day..
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.

I sense a "but" coming by QuacksO August 18, 2016

Common sense 

The rarest Pokémon that exists. You have to graduate Harvard to figure out how to get it

HOLY CRAP THAT PERSON HAS COMMON SENSE THATS SO RARE

Common sense by Autisticfag February 28, 2017

underground sense 

The sense that you are get used to the atmosphere by underground transportation especially for the subway. When you get the underground sense, you may feel confused about directions and voices and uncomfortable with the sunlight, etc.

Every time I need a little while to shake off my underground sense before I come to the right exit in the subway station in Shanghai.

underground sense by Hart Bullock November 12, 2017