The alter-ego of of the one who is writing this.
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper
by Jib the Ripper March 31, 2024
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
A man that has a buzz saw for a penis that cuts people in half with his penis, shits their pants and leaves it for the police to find
Policeman 1: do we have any suspects?
Policeman 2: judging by the shit pair of pants and the body being cut in half it looks like the shidpant ripper
Policeman 2: judging by the shit pair of pants and the body being cut in half it looks like the shidpant ripper
by The_MarioCritic June 18, 2023
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!
by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 04, 2019
by Zuipkoning June 10, 2021
Phrase coined by local media in Renfrewshire to describe the as yet unsolved sex crimes against young men in the ‘Spam Valley’ area of Foxbar, Paisley. It is believed the spam ripper is responsible for the clandestine bumming of 19
Men, several of whom say he never called them afterwards.
Men, several of whom say he never called them afterwards.
Hey! Have you ever noticed that Hilly looks identical to the police artists image of the Spam ripper?
by Stegner April 11, 2025