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Rueben

Big dicked sexy mofo. When you see Rueben you instantly get horny and start drooling. He's a party starter and sure is the sexiest hottest and cutest motherfucker alive. Probably a faggot too 😻
Wow did you see him. They're such a Rueben!!! 😻😻😻
by dickbiggerthanthesun April 6, 2021
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reubern

Damn, you’ve got a reubern right there!
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ruben

very massive swedsih cock
ruben has a massive cock

yeah i also heaard hes a catboy
wow piss
by ratt.bo11 September 27, 2021
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Ruben

Ruben is a person whom you should not mess with. He knows your secrets, he knows your past, he knows who you are. He likes to observe and listen to his surroundings. Any little information he gets, he will use it to his advantage. He can ruin friendships, relationships, etc. So beware of him, for he will not hesitate to destroy your thoughts on someone or something. He is powerful and he knows it.
Ruben will not hurt you physically, but mentally he will if he feels like it!
by Dangerous Man November 22, 2021
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Ruben

A handsome sexy man that has one of the biggest dicks u can see. His eye lashes are so perfect and his eyebrows. He is overall a stunning man and all the chicks want him
Person 1- Do you have a ruben? ;)
by rubwn January 26, 2022
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Ruben

Ruben: "Sheesh"
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Ruben Craib

misogynistic master of rizz that makes so much bank that any girl would happily make the man a sandwich. This man gets more bitches than a porn star and owns more bugattis than andrew tate. He is the true definition of a top g.
"I wish I had as many bitches as Ruben Craib"

"I hate women Ruben Craib"
by HoldendeezNutzz January 30, 2023
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