Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*

mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"

by Zenagon May 12, 2021

pee pee touch

A male that likes to touch the pee pee alittle too much.

Dude, why the hell do you like to touch other guys cocks!! Your a pee pee touch!!

by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

pee pee boner

when you get a boner aND GET SCARED and pee pee everywhere

Shit dude, I was fucking this bitch last night and i got a pee pee boner.

by tiddies420 July 4, 2017

Creepy Pee Pee

A man, or woman with a penis that has a defect on it and is either to short or to fat.

That chick last night sure did have a Creepy Pee Pee.

by Larry Buutzz November 17, 2010

Capt'n Pee Pee

A non-housebroken animal, usually a cat.

Capt'n Pee Pee got my entire CD collection!

by Ebrantle March 5, 2006

wind and pee pee

Nonsense, something without any substance or reality. The kind of talk you hear from someone with less than half the information. Taken from when changing a 'dirty' babies nappy, there's no poo, just wind and pee pee.

Don't listen to anything he says, he's all wind and pee pee.

by YellaHammer May 28, 2009

pee pee walla

A person who hangs around 2 dollor whores and peep shows in Amsterdam waiting for some freebe action jackson.
Usually carries tissues wears jogging bottoms!

Collin you fucking pee pee walla, gis a tissue?

by kepy seema September 23, 2003