Magnum PI's

Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were a staple of Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet.

I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.

by Salvadore McGillicutty June 16, 2008

magnum

A brand of extra large condoms.

While your at the pharmacy get magnums cuz we dont want another accident. And large didnt fit last time.

by idontgot1 August 5, 2008

fridge magnet

an extremely overweight, compulsive eater

She is hot but her friend is a fridge magnet

by modal April 28, 2006

Magnum

An incredibly powerful handgun

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)

by Snake July 18, 2004

ass magnet

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!

by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

magnetikk

haha omg. people are so god damn stupid. the "magnetikk" thing was a freaking joke...making fun of all the gay little 'electrikk' kids. now all the 'electrikk' kids are calling them selfs magnetikk...haha idiots.

"i'm gonna join the shoot me im electrikk blogring cause it's the cool thing to do. what's that? magnetikk is the new lame? kick me in the face im magnetikk!"

by Angela March 4, 2005

magnet

the guy in a group who will run when the cops come up even though he has nothing on him, attracting the cop's attention and allowing the others to escape.

"i chased him through these yards, but he turned out be a magnet"

by dooran February 20, 2010