Jesly

A person, mostly a girl, who has amazing people skills. She is well known among the opposite sex, but she isn't a slut or whore. She's classy. Jesly is very athletic and involved in anything. She likes to make sure that everyone she knows and doesn't know is happy. Rarely does she break down, but when she does it's heartbreaking. She's a different type of person, but she is very easily loved. She is very artistic whether it be with music, art or theater. She is an "A" student. She is a very irresistible person and is hard to find. So when you find her don't pass her up. Jump on any opportunity you have with her because it'll be worth it. She's very beautiful and has an amazing personality. Treat her like a princess because she can treat you better than any other girl you'll ever meet.

-Damn, that Jesly chick over there is sexy as hell!
--Oh. I know what you mean! I heard she was a cheerleader, a singer and is at the top of her class!
-Oh, dang. Lemme holla at her!

-Jess-Lee?
--Yes? That's how you pronounce it.
-Aww, you're so beautiful.
--Thank you.

by jkiddsmiles May 25, 2011

jesse lacey

God

"I pray to Jesse Lacey every night."

by rahrhahrhahahra August 24, 2008

jesus penis

An extremely amazing penis which is not only long, but has girth and is pretty to look at.

"Dude, kyle has got a jesus penis!"

by kkbabi April 12, 2010

Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.

Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

by Fro March 16, 2004

Jesus nut

Anything that holds together a critical assembly, such as a main roter on a helicopter. If the nut, bolt ect. in question fails then the equipment will catastrophically fail and everyone in/around it will be on their way to see Jesus.

"Tighten that damn Jesus nut down good cause I ain't in the mood to see him today".

by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005

Jessie

One of a kind. Sweet and stubborn. Quiet due to how loud her beauty vibrates. Smart and sexy. Has a great sense of humor. Exquisitely lovable, extremely loving even if she doesn't always know how to show it. Jessie's laugh will give you goosebumps and when she sings she is the only thing you will hear. Jessie is strong and indepent and she isn't afraid to show it.
Her love is unforgetable. Jessie is love. Jessie is an amazing friend, a better lover.

She's perfect, she is a Jessie.

by 4everU January 6, 2017