Greek name for a guy who was killed by the Romans, but, unlike all the others in such situation, thought he was doing mankind a favour (or so says modern paedophilic priests).
His biography is featured in the Bible, the best-selling book of all time, bought specially by people who couldn't read, and, when written only in Latin, by people who didn't speak Latin.
Often used as a curse word in silly situations.
His biography is featured in the Bible, the best-selling book of all time, bought specially by people who couldn't read, and, when written only in Latin, by people who didn't speak Latin.
Often used as a curse word in silly situations.
"Jesus, what the hell is that?!"
by Fosterpython January 08, 2009
A large or massive quantity of something (see "for days," but on an infinitely more epic scale).
Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.
Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.
by beautyfacerealness May 07, 2016
A fictional character like bugs bunny or Anne Frank who is depicted in th bible, the largest selling fictional book on the face of earth. Jesus is said to have been a jew, but that can't be true because Jews are fake just like him.
by Folger August 12, 2014
by Yosuf Seidlllll March 20, 2021
1) (said in a black woman voice) "praise ya jesus!"
2) (said in a mexican voice) "would you like some fries with that?"
3) ughhhhhhhhhh!
2) (said in a mexican voice) "would you like some fries with that?"
3) ughhhhhhhhhh!
by sillygooseberry. June 21, 2009
1. Hey Aaron, this hamburger is like jesus-in-a-box
2. Hey Paul, can I come over and play on your jesus computer?
2. Hey Paul, can I come over and play on your jesus computer?
by DJ Perxion December 18, 2007
a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
by nothing_but_the_truth December 24, 2008