Jesus

Greek name for a guy who was killed by the Romans, but, unlike all the others in such situation, thought he was doing mankind a favour (or so says modern paedophilic priests).

His biography is featured in the Bible, the best-selling book of all time, bought specially by people who couldn't read, and, when written only in Latin, by people who didn't speak Latin.

Often used as a curse word in silly situations.
"Jesus, what the hell is that?!"
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A large or massive quantity of something (see "for days," but on an infinitely more epic scale).

Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.
Vivica A. Fox: "Now. That runway? She was padded for Jesus! Gorgeous!"
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A fictional character like bugs bunny or Anne Frank who is depicted in th bible, the largest selling fictional book on the face of earth. Jesus is said to have been a jew, but that can't be true because Jews are fake just like him.
Crazy Christian: JESUS IS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, you owe him your life.
Sane People: Crazy Bitch
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1) the christian's savoir
2) a mexican working at mcdonalds
3) a zombie
1) (said in a black woman voice) "praise ya jesus!"
2) (said in a mexican voice) "would you like some fries with that?"
3) ughhhhhhhhhh!
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Describing an object or action with greatness, or better than other things of that nature.
1. Hey Aaron, this hamburger is like jesus-in-a-box

2. Hey Paul, can I come over and play on your jesus computer?
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a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
Damm jesus you turned my water into wine,how did you do that ?
by nothing_but_the_truth December 24, 2008
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