Geektard

A relatively smart being that seems only able to harness the worst social traits of geek-ness.

Due to his best pick-up lines also being memes from the early '90s, John was a geektard

by Cosban July 8, 2010

geeshy

adj.-form of geesh.
this word means anything and everything. it can be the best possible feeling to the worst. it can describe your dinner, you're cat's attitude, or your last search and destroy match. it is a life motto, a political party, and a flavor of your favorite cheese dip.

(not the skin between your balls)

man that meatloaf was GEESHY

my girlfriend just went totally geeshy on me

i just killed the geeshy-est guy with a tomohawk EVER

dude that chick was geeshy

by stev0bosstacoGEESHLORDz August 7, 2011

Geesh

a verb meaning "to rub your gooch on an object or person". Traditionally used as a punishment or threat to a disliked person. The threat is multiplied if the gooch in question is sweaty.

"Dude if you don't turn your music down, I'm going to go for a run and then Geesh your pillow after you go out tonight"

by Herr Ballenschwett September 12, 2011

geetar

an instrument that one plays. Also known as a guitar.

dude, you gotta see me new geetar!

by noname April 29, 2004

geetch

1.Religion, or faith acknowledging the supreme being known as geetch to command the armies of the holy goose to conquer the disease of the world known as society.

2.person or persons who are void of reason or logic, in the nature of a beast in a man's body.

3.Affected with madness; insane.

4.King of the bastards.

Law- A crime againts nature and mankind alike.
Christianity- Any of the three separate individualities of the Father, Son, and Holy goose, as distinguished from the essence of the Jeb that unites them.

Don't piss him off, or he'll pull a geetch on your car with a bat.

by frugal joe January 3, 2004

geertz

To ejaculate in the midst of deep play.

That bitch had such thick description, I geertzed all over her titties.

by everyday847 April 26, 2010

Geestar

Gee as in geezer and star as in well kool.

Thats guys such a legend, infact hes not a legend, hes a Geestar

by PrivateGriderz February 6, 2009