geetch 

1.Religion, or faith acknowledging the supreme being known as geetch to command the armies of the holy goose to conquer the disease of the world known as society.

2.person or persons who are void of reason or logic, in the nature of a beast in a man's body.

3.Affected with madness; insane.

4.King of the bastards.

Law- A crime againts nature and mankind alike.
Christianity- Any of the three separate individualities of the Father, Son, and Holy goose, as distinguished from the essence of the Jeb that unites them.

Don't piss him off, or he'll pull a geetch on your car with a bat.

geetch by frugal joe January 3, 2004

geetch 

taint; grundle; the space between the scrotum and the anus.

"My geetch is hurting from that bike ride I took"

geetch by WlknGenius January 23, 2003

Geethan 

geethan is literally the best man to ever live. He is the best man in canada and in the world.

Wow dude. Did u see that dude over there?
Yeah dude, he is such a 'geethan'

Geethan by n1cky g February 6, 2020

Gretch 

To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength

Hey let me gretch that for you

Gretch by Arcxus January 18, 2021

Gletch

A term used for something exceptionally nice, used by Kevin Hart and AJS to describe fine women and fine stuff.

"Wow, that lady was fine, gletch!"

Gletch by 1Fet November 18, 2020

getcha popcorn ready 

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.

Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"

getcha popcorn ready by Nicholas D January 14, 2009

getchyo 

ghetto combination of the words "get" and "your"

getchyo fine ass ova hurr gurlllllll

getchyo by lueford March 8, 2011