Gloof

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.

Oh no. The gloofs are coming for dinner.

by Kramakpac April 28, 2016

gloomerati

A cynical worldwide movement to convince people that the world is controlled by a small number of high powered individuals. The international marketing of conspiracy theories that prey on the paranoia of the underdogs in society.

The 9/11 conspiracy theorists are part of the gloomerati which are profiteering from the mass hysteria generated by tragic events.

The gloomerati want you to believe that a small number of powerful people are conspiring to maintain a hold over your life.

by joshua rainbird March 15, 2008

Doom And Gloom

The current events on modern news.

Girl- Did you see about the wall trump built?
Boy- I hardly ever watch doom and gloom anymore.

by Dramioneship May 25, 2020

gloober

wierd word some sort of an insult

You are a gl0ober

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

[Gloop]

When you suck something mainly a dick you make this sound. Also a verb for sucking some dick

Mikey can go Gloop Chad!

by ballin people December 9, 2008

Gloomberg

A Satirical view of the economy.

http://GloombergNews.com - a Bloomberg satire

by AlanT March 7, 2009

June Gloom

When someone talks shit all spring about pool season coming up and staying single, but as soon as June rolls around they jump into a new relationship and are lost for the summer.

Damn guys, Logan sure talks a big game during spring time but he seems to get June Gloom every summer. It's like a sad endless cycle.

by Pervian Fine June 5, 2014