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elder god

they are watching you! Their cults were drowned long before the flood, but they still have powers beyomd your comprehension! Tread lightly in their derelict temples!
by ruperto March 23, 2004
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Ellery

A person who has several. Do not ask of what or risk.
Ellery, you have HOW MANY AGAIN?
by friedcheesecakes July 14, 2006
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elmer

an elmer is what you would call someone who was made fun of during their younger years, this would not be because of the crulty of the other students, but because the child in question had brought it upon himself. Brought on by strange behavior such as the consumption of glue (elmer refering to "Elmer's Glue").
Melvin was an elmer because of his strange habbit of eating crayons
by cory sasloglou May 5, 2006
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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.
by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004
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eldersit

to babysit for someone who is elderly.

Stems form the idea that caring for babies and the elderly require similar things- soft food, diapers, soothing talk and the occasional need to reassure them when they get fussy.
had to eldersit for Grandpa the other weekend. I fed him strained peas and carrots.
by Wordsmiths January 30, 2007
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Elmers Suprise

Glueing a persons butthole shut.
Lets give him an Elmers suprise.
by Elmer5479 June 29, 2009
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elder jail

the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!

being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.

-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)

-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!

grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.

joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
by michael foolsley July 26, 2012
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