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Agent Sakamoto: So when was the last time you reassured yourself?

Agent Sicre: Last night, once, before bed time. Y tu?

Agent Sakamoto: Twice this morning, once at lunch, and one more before going to bed - think of you of course!

Agent Sicre: Awwww..You're so sweeeeet! That much reassurance, huh?

Agent Sakamoto: Now you know the secret of my confidence displayed before you.

Agent Sicre: I can't wait. See you in a twenty minutes.

Agent Sakamoto: Gigggity.
by WesleySakamoto March 24, 2009
Needs a constant reminder from a doubt they might have
Girlfriend: “do you still like me?”
Boyfriend: “yes baby

Girlfriend: “okay just needed reassurance :)”
by Glazedonuts19 February 26, 2021
The art of continually repeating a lie you fabricated and subsequently keep making an ass out of yourself.
Girl: How Much Money Do You Make?

Dude: I make 52 an hr.

Girl: Oh

Dude: Yeah Im pretty bored making 52 dollars an hr.

Girl: Okay

Dude: <reassurance> Yeah making 52 an hr is like 2 grand a week. It's pretty sweet.
by COCO284 July 29, 2009
When someone says something that may otherwise be mistaken as serious, but follows it with a smiley that helps reduce the tension and lets the second person know it was a joke.
Dude 1: Your mothers a filthy whore
Dude 1: :P (reassurance smiley)

Dude 2: lol
by Chocosaurus February 25, 2010
Persian Reassurance is the act of enetering a womans anal cavity while she is laying on her side and you penertrate from behind.
Dude how did your date with Melina go? It was great! she even let me give her some Persian Reassurance if you get my drift.
by xvaluedrivenx August 22, 2018
A bucket that can be obtained in The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe after visiting the expo hall. The bucket changes endings to be bucket related. For example, the apartment ending becomes an ending where Stanley tries to have sex with the bucket.
The Stanley Parable Reassurance Bucket was merely meant to provide the comforting glow of companionship.
by Melsbacksfriend July 31, 2022