reassure 

v. to pleasure yourself watching youporn.com

Agent Sakamoto: So when was the last time you reassured yourself?

Agent Sicre: Last night, once, before bed time. Y tu?

Agent Sakamoto: Twice this morning, once at lunch, and one more before going to bed - think of you of course!

Agent Sicre: Awwww..You're so sweeeeet! That much reassurance, huh?

Agent Sakamoto: Now you know the secret of my confidence displayed before you.

Agent Sicre: I can't wait. See you in a twenty minutes.

Agent Sakamoto: Gigggity.

reassure by WesleySakamoto March 23, 2009

Reassurance Smiley 

When someone says something that may otherwise be mistaken as serious, but follows it with a smiley that helps reduce the tension and lets the second person know it was a joke.

Dude 1: Your mothers a filthy whore
Dude 1: :P (reassurance smiley)

Dude 2: lol

Reassurance Smiley by Chocosaurus February 25, 2010

Reassurance

Needs a constant reminder from a doubt they might have

Girlfriend: “do you still like me?”
Boyfriend: “yes baby”

Girlfriend: “okay just needed reassurance :)”

Reassurance by Glazedonuts19 February 25, 2021

Ressurerected 

The act of getting an erection within 5 minutes after ejaculating.

After i came, I ressurerected my penis for another round.

Ressurerected by Everyone And NoOne September 6, 2014

Persian Reassurance 

Persian Reassurance is the act of enetering a womans anal cavity while she is laying on her side and you penertrate from behind.

Dude how did your date with Melina go? It was great! she even let me give her some Persian Reassurance if you get my drift.

Persian Reassurance by xvaluedrivenx August 21, 2018

reassurance bucket 

A bucket that can be obtained in The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe after visiting the expo hall. The bucket changes endings to be bucket related. For example, the apartment ending becomes an ending where Stanley tries to have sex with the bucket.

The Stanley Parable Reassurance Bucket was merely meant to provide the comforting glow of companionship.

reassurance bucket by Melsbacksfriend July 30, 2022

Reassurance Battery 

A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.

Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)

Reassurance Battery by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022