Elser

A girl who is COMPLETELY FAKE, her hair is fake and dead, her name is fake probably changed it when the movie frozen came out. She is UNORGANISED and irresponsible. Her EYEBROWS look horrible all the time, may possibly have a monobrow. She is PLASTIC and ANNOYING. ALWAYS LATE for EVERYTHING. Can't sing for shit, has a horrible looking dimple, tries too hard to be pretty but no amount of makeup can fix that she's UGLY AF. an IDENTITY STEALER. Although even through all that...... she's good at keeping snapchat streaks so its fine. :)

Ooo, Did you see that ELSER?

by HAILEZ26 September 8, 2016

The Elder Wand

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

elder McKinley

Usually a gay man in the closet that everyone knows is gay but he doesn't know anyone knows.

yea that guy is totally elder McKinley

by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017

Elbert

Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!

Elbert is the love of my life

by Coffeeeeeee June 7, 2021

Elder Scrolls

Best. Game. Series. Ever. Hands down.

The Elder Scrolls is better than Final Fantasy.

by 1337 sux October 1, 2006

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021