Companion Cube

Your best friend. His beautiful, shiny exterior is complemented by the drawing of a heart, symbolizing your love for him.

I invited your best friend Companion Cube, but he couldn't come, because you murdered him.

If Companion Cube should speak to you, don't acknowledge his suggestions.

The cake is a lie.

by Steven Willmy November 20, 2007

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complatin'

slang - verb - to complain whilst hating

origin - swoozie06

Hey man, don't be complatin'.

by lolbroidk September 23, 2014

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GOP Compromise

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then your target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.

Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt down his mom gave him one cookie.

by Libertatis October 3, 2013

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Theory of compensation

Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.

"Ah, her tits are too small!"
"Yeah, but check out her ass."
"Hmm. Theory of compensation, eh."

by Snake May 14, 2005

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Complainabragg

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

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Compliment boner

When you're throwing so many compliments around that the recipient gets aroused.

You keep telling me how awesome I am and I'm going to get a compliment boner.

by Yomommasbae August 21, 2015

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Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg

by Nonometo March 10, 2019

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