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Cheesecake

A mixed-race couple consisting of a white male with an Asian female. Indicating the white (cheese) on top of the yellow (crust), alluding to missionary style.
by Mao Ze Big Dong March 16, 2022
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Cheesecake Toothbrush

Word used to describe the inside of a bachelor pad bathroom cabinet/sink that has been left uncleaned for a lengthy amount of time, causing the buildup of toothpaste/hair/shaving cream to be everywhere around and possibly on toothbrushes in this area. This combination, when left untouched for any long length of time can become the consistiency of cheesecake.
Carly: "Oh my god my boyfriend's sink was so cheesecake toothbrush this morning it made me puke"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"
by coldapache February 24, 2012
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Cheesecake

A giant dumpy possessed by a man
“Dang - he’s got that cheesecake.”

Yeah you can tell he hits glutes
by cdr30721 May 31, 2024
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grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.
Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”
by pl4ss May 8, 2022
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Jeff Cheesecake

A mythical creature who is not human or cheesecake. A Legend. Not many people no of him. He is part of the cheesecake religion prophecy.
by Jamie Desnica September 28, 2018
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New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.
Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.
by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023
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drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
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