deuces bitches

A way to say goodbye and let people know you're leaving. Usually with two middle fingers held up together.

Alright I'm out of here yo, deuces bitches

by Mr. Wright1331 June 3, 2016

Bitches Be Crazy

One of the only phrases a man can say to comfort himself after a woman does something irrational, ignorant, or insane. It is used to laugh away the confusion a "bitch" inflicts upon a perfectly sane man.

Marcus: "Taylor is driving me crazy man! She doesn't make any sense."
Jordan: "Well, you know how it goes man..."
Marcus: "Yeah, bro..."
Jordan: "Bitches be crazy."

by Lord of the Disco March 5, 2011

Hey Bitches!

An exclamation used in the form of a greeting, especially amongst gay men. The phrase is generally used to address a group of gay friends, usually conveyed with great enthusiasm. The expression first gained popularity on YouTube due to frequent use by, YouTube celebrity, William Sledd. The singular variant of “Hey Bitch!” is rarely used colloquially, as it can be mistaken for hostility.

"Hey Bitches! How's it going?"

"Hey Bitches! Have you Bitches seen my cell phone?"

by eros9love December 25, 2008

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by WordInventor12345 January 1, 2022

DCDB (Diet Coke-Drinking Bitches)

"D-iet C-oke D-rinking B-itches"
Often characterized by just eating a salad with no dressing when you take them out on a date, and most frequently identified by the excessive amounts of Diet Coke they consume in a pathetic attempt to lose their repidly expanding fat asses. The DCDB is most often spotted at sorority meetings, any place where "guys are" and most often in either matching sweats, or the ubiquitous designer flipflop/skirt/skanktank combo.

"Woah, those girls must be on a team!"
"Nah, its just a crew of DCDB's."

by hcracker April 30, 2003

bitchy resting face

When a womans face looks like shes pissed off when really, she can be as happy as ever. Also her face can make her appear as a total bitch.

"I dont like the girl ilymorgannn. She looks like a total bitch."...... " She just has a bitchy resting face, shes actually perfect in all ways "

by idkimjustaboredgirll December 18, 2013

bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.

* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

by Captain Sham May 17, 2005