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Edwards County Illinois

Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.
by themanbehindthetxt November 14, 2011
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Noble County, IN

Used to be the meth capital of the world. It might still be. I don't know because I don't do meth.

As a consequence of habitual meth smoking by a plethora of it citizens, Noble County is full of toothless hillbillies.
Dustin: Dude this is some good meth. It tastes like the recipie I cook. Where did you get it?

Earl: My sister Amber lives in Noble County, IN and S'd some D for it. Are you saying...

Dustin: I had no idea your sister was Amber. This is awkward.
by RexIsYellow February 3, 2015
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Brooke county speed bump

When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate
Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe
by Salty Steve February 9, 2015
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Carlton County

Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!
Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
by Catfishbilly218 June 22, 2016
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Hunterdon County

N. A place in the rural countryside of New Jersey where all the Wall Street bankers live. Mostly McMansions outside of the downtown areas (Flemington, Clinton, Amwell) and when it's not McMansions, it's farms. Usually smells like manuer in mid-spring, and gets some snow in the winter. Unlike other wealthy places with an average household income of over $100,000, people are actually bice to be around if you aren't filthy rich.
Goldman Sachs CEO lives in Hunterdon county. Hunterdon County is so much better than somerville and anything west of that. The rolling hills of Hunterdon County are much better than the crime-filled streets of Newark.
by WinterSkier55 February 25, 2017
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elk county

Trash
Where one wastes their life.

Sooooo muuuuuccchhhh drugs 😞
Let's waste ou lives in elk county and ho no where with our futures
by Theknowitalls July 9, 2017
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white county marching band

Best band in the whole state of Tennessee 🤙
White county marching band was chose out of the whole state of Tennessee to go to DC so they could march in the National Independence Day Parade. July 4, 2017
by TheTruthOfDeath October 23, 2017
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