spanking the monkey 

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

spanking the monkey by David October 27, 2003

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

My Gym Partner's A Monkey by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

sea monkey

little brine shrimp that come with a variety of different tanks.

basically the coolest thing ever.

they can live for a long time, and they get their groove on and have baby sea monkeys.

my sea monkeys are so much cooler than yours.

my sea monkeys are mating!

you ass, you dumped my sea monkeys down the drain!!

sea monkey by tabbo January 5, 2006

Shift Monkey 

Noun - A person who constantly, and un-necessarily, shifts the gears in there car violently. In most cases they are young adults who do not know, but believe they know, how to drag, race, rally, or drift their vehicles.

John's going to drop his transmission if he keeps acting like a Shift Monkey.

Shift Monkey by Guercioni October 23, 2005

kick monkey 

When a junkie without a fix begs his junkie friend who's holding for some dope.

Dude I need to get high, give me some of your stash, kick monkey.

Just one more CC bro. At least give me your cotton. Kick Monkey!

kick monkey by Sue&Rob October 30, 2008

Mulch monkey 

Someone who can't do anything right,they are unevolved and are basically useless.

"Man Domonik is such a mulch monkey"

Mulch monkey by Iamtheonethatmakesyou September 9, 2016

Growing a monkey tail 

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

Growing a monkey tail by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016