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Hairy Cactus 

When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.

A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!
Hairy Cactus by Joe Salone August 14, 2010

hairy lemon 

A Hairy lemon refers to a hairy Vagina that is frequently unserviceable due to a variety of hygiene related issues.
"Hey bro, what happened between you and that girl you were seeing?"
"It just wasn't working out, she was a hairy lemon."
hairy lemon by Opey regz July 24, 2014

Sucks hairy balls 

God, I have three midterms and two papers due next week, and I haven't even started yet. This sucks hairy balls.

Jeff Hardy 

This guy rules, you people never made it with the damn WWE have you!
Jeff Hardy by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Ed hardy 

1. A brand of clothing worn solely by douche bags.

2. A determining factor that tells an individual which club to stay in and which to leave.
3. A clothing line that says: "Sparkly tigers, and multiple colors are not gay!" and "These jeans with this heart on them are not queer!"
4. A way to tell other men to punch you In the face, kick you in the crotch, and leave you on the side of the road to die.
5. A means of repelling women.
6. Rage inducing symbols and designs, meant to inspire people to become serial killers.
7. Clothing that must have the name displayed on them so that you know the person wearing them is looking for gay sex.
8. A way for all douche bags all over the world to say "I'm an individual."
Jennifer: "How good is this club?"
Jessica: "there are tons of guys in there wearing Ed hardy."
Jennifer: "that’s it were leaving, I'm never going to come here again."
Roger: "Hey baby, check out my cool Ed hardy shirt!"
Jane: "DIE!" (proceeds to kick him in the nuts until every bone in her foot shatters.)
Ed hardy by thesuperdudeman June 23, 2009

hairy bastard

A man with hair covering the following areas of his body. Face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, ass, backs of fingers, tops of toes. A neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.
My brother-in-law is such a hairy bastard that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he's naked.
hairy bastard by VAPORTRAIL January 21, 2004