Dick Waving Contest 

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.

Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.

Dick Waving Contest by J. Malik April 29, 2006

Lying on your dick 

1. Lying about having sex with someone or having sex promiscuously.

2. Lying about giving/receiving sex to/from someone.

MAN: Your ugly homegirl said she hit me last light. What's up with that?

WOMAN: I know she lying on your dick. Don't worry about it.

Lying on your dick by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 30, 2007

Kitzler Dick 

A large caucasian penis, or one who owns one nearly the size of a negroid penis. People also associate this term with someone who is promiscuous sexually.

"Yo Tawanna why you all walkin like you just got out da pen?"
"Telishifa you know I had dat Kitzler Dick last night, I ain't gonna be walkin right for a minute! You saw dat nigga I was with!"
"Oh yea, and hes a white boy so you know hes payin your car payment!"

Kitzler Dick by Nigga S June 23, 2006

Dick Shmeegal's 

Another way to say McDonalds.

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."

Dick Shmeegal's by D-Bruch January 12, 2008

dick slapping 

"Dick Slapping" is the act of using the penis as a tool of sexual dominance. The act itself is not exclusive to the male and often involves a female using the penis to carry out the act upon herself. The act symbolizes dominance of the male and the penis in sexuality and subservience or worship of the penis on the part of the female. The act itself can be initiated through request on the part of the female, forced or through foreplay. While the act itself does not fall under the practice of BDSM, it often times is used as a means of punishment, humiliation and domination. It is purely a psychological tool. Dick slapping should not be confused with Dick Spanking: an act that involves the female emasculating the male through the act of slapping his penis with her hand. Often times carried out with verbal degradation. It should also not be confused with Creaming: The act of slapping a vagina with the penis after internal ejaculation. The truest form of the act is when the male uses either hand to grasp the penis while holding the rear of the females head with the other, and striking the female with his penis over the entire surface of the face. Especially, the mouth. The origins of dick slapping is unknown.

M: Do you worship my cock bitch?

F: Yes. I worship your cock!

M: Do you deserve my cock?

F: No. I have been bad!

Dick Slapping female over mouth with dick!

dick slapping by clithardwood October 31, 2013

dick puke

Semen, sperm, goo.

Wipe the dick puke off your chin, Margret, your parents are here.

dick puke by dammit janet May 21, 2003

Counting Your Dick 

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

Counting Your Dick by Laver May 11, 2007