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Meat Muffins 

Formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.
Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?

Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?

My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!

*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
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Cherry-Muff-In 

When you fuck a virgin and her CHERRY pops while you're IN her MUFF. Put 'em together and you got a Cherry-Muff-In!
Angelina: Whoa you just popped my cherry!
Brad: Cool! What a wonderful cherry-muff-in!
Cherry-Muff-In by jessii666 January 27, 2010
The combination of a cookie and a muffin
The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair
Muffie by natalienovak March 9, 2015

muffinhead 

slang used by ravers to indicate an attendant at a party who either does not want to be at the rave, gives such impression, or who simply does not belong at one
This party is really biting; nothing but muffinheads everywhere asking where the bathroom is
muffinhead by hyperexcel June 17, 2003
Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.
I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.
murfing by denizen August 27, 2006
The squidgy doughnut-like fold of chubbyness between the tummy and the breast area...that sits atop the waistband of jeans that are two sizes too small.
You should try a size bigger in those jeans, you've got serious Muffintop!
Muffintop by No_angel_xx December 23, 2004

Cushy Muffins

"Don't you think Jak and Daxter are the perfect cushy muffins?"